Ah, yes, it’s time for your bi-weekly check-in of shenanigans, wisdom, and questionable life choices. Because sometimes, once a week is just too much… even for me. Here’s what’s happening in the land of Lovin’, Usin’, and Pretendin’ to Be Productive! 🎉

💬 Quote of the (Two) Weeks: “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” —Douglas Adams
Because what better way to honor all the deadlines we’ve blissfully ignored than by quoting someone who gets it? Whether it’s laundry, life goals, or that work project you meant to start two weeks ago—there’s something beautifully musical about the whoosh of impending panic.

📚 New Dedication: Organizing My Personal Library… Finally
After years of hoarding books like a dragon collecting shiny yard sale treasures, I’ve decided to actually organize them. Turns out, Goodwill and flea markets have been enabling my “I’ll definitely read this someday” habit for a decade. It’s time to put these shelves in order and maybe—just maybe—start reading the ones I swore were “totally essential” purchases.

Step one: dust off the classics.

Step two: figure out what that sticky note from 2017 was about.

Step three: act like I have a system.

📖 Currently Reading: Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
It’s like reading the diary of someone who thinks they’ve got it all figured out but is, in fact, an epic trainwreck—and I relate to it more than I care to admit.

📖 Learning Curve: Studying for the PMI-ACP Exam (But Probably Tomorrow)
Working with start-ups has been an eye-opener, to say the least. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone has a different idea of what Agile actually means—myself included. After far too many chaotic sprint meetings that felt more like unplanned marathons, I’ve realized it’s time to get serious. So, I’m brushing up on my Agile training and aiming for that formal certification next month.

🍹 Guilty Pleasure: The ‘Lazy Sexy Margarita’
Alright, hold on to your limes. This week, I’ve perfected the ‘Lazy Sexy Margarita’—because nothing says “I tried” like minimal effort with maximum sass. Here’s the secret: two shots of tequila, one shot of “I don’t care,” a splash of lime, and a sprinkle of salt—preferably off your elbow like you’re some sort of drunken magician. Voila! The perfect drink for pretending like you’ve got your life together while avoiding every adult task imaginable. Pro tip: serve it with a side of denial. Pairs great with tacos and existential dread.

And there you have it—your bi-weekly dose of chaos, half-formed ambitions, and mild intoxication. Whether you’re finally organizing your book hoard, avoiding exam prep like the plague, or sipping on a Lazy Sexy Margarita, just remember—if it wasn’t for last-minute panic, we’d never get anything done.

Till next time, stay messy, my friends! 🍹📚